January 2026 - Diary of a Bald Man

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Boots on the Ground: The Schedule Is Not a Suggestion Box

January 26, 2026 by Allen Woffard

Allen Woffard, COSS, CSM – Veteran, Podcaster, Author, Coffee-holic

Construction scheduling is fascinating.

It’s the only place on earth where 14 subcontractors, 3 suppliers, 2 inspectors, one weather system, and a project manager with a color-coded Gantt chart all agree on one thing:

“It’ll be fine.”

Spoiler alert: it will not be fine.

I’ve watched million-dollar schedules get treated like motivational posters.
Printed beautifully. Hung proudly.

Ignored completely.

“Construction scheduling isn’t just about deadlines — it’s about safety, training, and communication.”

General contractors want production.
Subs want access.
Owners want speed.

Inspectors want compliance.
And the weather wants to remind everyone who’s really in charge.

Yet somehow, we act surprised when the drywall crew shows up and the electricians are still fishing wire through studs like they’re noodling catfish.

Here’s the uncomfortable truth:

The schedule is not control.

It’s communication.

If it’s not communicated clearly, updated honestly, and respected consistently, it becomes fiction.

Where We Get It Wrong

Last-minute changes with zero context
“Hey, we moved you up three days.”
Great. Let me just teleport manpower and materials.

Failure to understand trade dependencies
Concrete affects steel.
Steel affects decking.
Decking affects roofing.
Roofing affects everyone who prefers dry tools.

Assuming silence equals agreement
If a subcontractor isn’t screaming, that doesn’t mean they’re good.
It might mean they’re drowning quietly.

No clear escalation path
When problems arise (and they will), who owns the fix?
If the answer is “we’ll figure it out,” you’ve already lost time.

And Let’s Talk About the Safety Wrangler — As Part of the Team

Scheduling isn’t just about production.

It’s about exposure.

When high-risk work comes, the Safety Wrangler doesn’t need drama.
They need information.

Not because they’re trying to slow anyone down —
but because preparation prevents reaction.

If elevated steel starts tomorrow…
If hot work kicks off this afternoon…
If multiple trades are stacking in one area…

That’s not just a scheduling detail.

That’s a life-planning moment.

When scheduling is transparent and shared:

Barricades go up before someone wanders in
Fire watches are assigned before sparks fly
Fall protection systems are verified before boots leave the ground
Rescue plans are reviewed before someone is 80 feet up
Confined space permits are coordinated instead of rushed
Toolboxes focus on real, upcoming hazards — not recycled slides

Safety doesn’t interrupt production.

It supports it.

But it can’t support what it doesn’t see coming.

And One More Thing We Don’t Talk About Enough

Scheduling high-risk work without confirming training is like handing someone a chainsaw and saying, “YouTube probably covered it.”

If silica work is on the calendar…
Has the crew been trained on exposure controls under Table 1?

If welding stainless or coated metals is scheduled…
Do they understand chromium exposure and ventilation requirements?

If there’s potential H₂S exposure…
Are monitors calibrated? Do workers know alarm thresholds and response procedures?

If elevated work is coming…
Do they understand fall clearance calculations and shock loading — not just how to clip in?

If LOTO is required…
Have authorized employees actually been trained — or did someone just hand them a lock?

This isn’t a “gotcha.”

It’s sequencing maturity.

When scheduling high-risk tasks, coordination should include:

Verifying required certifications
Confirming competent persons
Reviewing site-specific hazards
Ensuring respirator clearance and fit testing
Checking that rescue plans align with the task
Validating energy isolation points before work begins

Training is NOT a paperwork event.

It’s a readiness event.

Like the Olympics, This Is a Team Event

The GC sets sequencing.
The subs execute the work.
The safety team anticipates risk.

None of those functions compete.

They reinforce each other.

When communication is tight:

Production increases.
Chaos decreases.
Confidence rises.
Injuries drop.

The schedule isn’t just a timeline.

It’s a forecast of exposure.

And when we treat it that way, something powerful happens:

The job runs smoother
The trades trust each other more
The Safety Wrangler becomes proactive instead of reactive
And people go home the same way they showed up

Which, last time I checked, is still the damn point

BOOTS ON THE GROUND TRUTH

We don’t schedule hazards – We schedule workers into hazards.

And if they aren’t trained for what they’re walking into, the schedule just becomes a Risk Multiplier.

The strongest projects don’t just ask:

“Are we ready to start?”

They ask:

“Are we ready to do it safely?”

Because production without preparation is the fast lane into incidents, failure, and accidents.

Production with preparation is LEADERSHIP.

Reflection Question

Does your scheduling process bring safety and training into the conversation early…

Or does safety find out when the sparks are already flying?

Boots on the Ground: So Others May Live

January 12, 2026 by Allen Woffard

General

Allen Woffard, CSM, COSS, and a few other letters…

From 2017 through the start of the pandemic, I wasn’t responding to trends — I was responding to training requests after real events.

Some companies took the time to protect the physical welfare of their people.
Some didn’t.

Many genuinely believed hydration packs, Advil, and popsicles would keep workers safe from heat through over-hydration. Not because they were stupid — but because they were not properly trained or informed.

2017 wasn’t just a season of medical emergencies. It was a manic stretch of rescue responses involving welders, fitters, insulators, and others working 80 to 110 feet in the air on a variety of Aerial Work Platforms. Some rescues were successful. Some weren’t.

The majority of calls for assistance didn’t come from drills or near-misses.
They came after incidents — across construction and general industry.

Many occurred just before the August solar eclipse.
Coincidence? No. Just a fun fact.

These were the realities:

Fingertip amputations
Heart attacks
Heat injuries
Fall shock
Struck-by incidents
Trench collapses

Not tabletop exercises.
Not hypotheticals.
Real people. Real consequences.

Chemical & Manufacturing Facilities

The requests were repetitive and crystal clear:

Train our emergency response teams to act under pressure — not panic.

That included hands-on fire extinguisher training, because the first seconds of a fire often determine whether it’s an incident or a catastrophe.

And don’t get me started on the bullshit it took just to get hot-work permitting initiated and completed — after investigating nine fires in welding hooches… including one genius cooking a whole damn chicken inside a pipe while welding.

That’s a memory for another post.

One client stored highly flammable chemicals on site, but the SDS binder lived in the HR/EHS office — nowhere near where the materials were actually used. After six months of spills and exposure issues, I implemented online SDS access using Google Drive and QR codes.

Yes — it’s allowed under OSHA 1910.1200(g)(8).

Construction

The need was immediate and field-based:

Heat-related emergencies
Cardiac events
Confined space rescue
Stop the Bleed
Fire extinguisher use in active work areas, not just classroom theory

General Industry & Service Trades

HVAC, plumbing, and maintenance crews faced different risks — but the impact was just as severe:

Lone workers
Delayed emergency response in remote areas
First aid and fire response decisions made alone, often with no backup

What I Saw Repeatedly

Effective training isn’t about compliance.

It’s about confidence, capability, and readiness.

When people are properly trained:

They slow down instead of freezing
They communicate instead of guessing
They act instead of waiting

And when leadership shows up — not just to approve training, but to participate, support, and reinforce it — everything changes.

Engagement changes.
Ownership changes.
Outcomes change.

This kind of training builds more than confidence.
It builds skill, ability, and credibility — from the field to the front office.

Emergencies don’t care what industry you’re in.
Preparation has to start top-down and stay boots-on-the-ground.

The Moral of This Memory

Many companies assume new personnel arrive fully trained — OSHA 10 or 30 completed, fluent in LOTO, CPR-certified annually, and forklift-certified since the invention of the wheel.

When reality hits and the toolbox talk fails to prepare workers for now, the response is predictable:
Scramble.
Cover.
Conceal.
“Re-educate” — just enough to satisfy the auditor.

Not for worker safety.
Not for confidence.
For compliance.

Shame. Shame.

Reflection

If an emergency happened on your site today…
would your team know what to do —
or just know where the binder is?

Boots on the Ground: The Day I Almost Didn’t Finish

January 10, 2026 by Allen Woffard

General

Allen Woffard, CSM, COSS, and a few other letters

In 2009, a call came over the radio that we had an F-16 inbound with an In-Flight Emergency (IFE). As we scrambled and prepared to receive the aircraft, Don Llewellyn, the airfield manager, contacted the tower (ICC) to gather details and prep for arrival.

The fire department rolled to the field, and John Griffith — “Griff” — and I began pulling and staging equipment in case we had to put the jet on the hot pad, or park it in the hangar.

We were set.

The weather sucked. Cold. Misty ass water that couldn’t commit to rain — just enough to wreck visibility and piss you off. Definitely not banana-hammock weather. That sucked.

Runway lights came up. The call went out: IFE five minutes out.

I was cold.

Don, Griff, the fire department, medical team, and I were outside and ready to receive this massive yard dart. It was almost supper time, so hurry the fuck up — please and thank you.

Once it was determined the hot pad wasn’t needed, my job was to ground-guide the aircraft in front of the hangar and chock the landing gear.

I had my materials. Wind was at my back. My ass was set.

John was positioned behind me on safety, with one of our massive portable extinguishers, just in case something went sideways.

And it almost did.

The way John saved my life — and prevented me from FOD’ing (Foreign Object Damage) a multi-million-dollar, fuck-around-and-find-out aerial delivery platform — was by yelling one simple word:

STOP.

I had just parked the “Hoover” (our nickname for the F-16) and was walking toward the aircraft. I watched the water lift from the ground and swirl into the intake — a miniature water tornado. Mesmerizing.

But I was still on mission.

I was about to follow normal protocol from other aircraft and chock the nose gear. I was a millisecond away from joining that swirling water and becoming Allen-burger.

And not the healthy lean kind either — I was 280 pounds at the time. That would’ve been about 10% lean and 97% chubby fat molecules.

John’s STOP came through my earplugs and my headset. To this day, I cannot imagine the frequency or volume Griff produced to cut through an engine less than ten feet from me.

John pointed to the rear gear.

I altered course, bent, chocked the rear gear, stood up — and immediately realized what almost happened.

I then pissed about three cups coffee down both legs.
I was now warmer and more fragrant than I had been eight seconds earlier.

After we pinned the gear, transferred the pilot to medical, and towed the aircraft into the hangar, I shook for a solid twenty minutes.

Fight-or-flight had kicked into full afterburner. I could’ve held a case of Sherwin-Williams paint and shaken that shit into separate molecular elements.

I don’t know exactly what Don or Griff were thinking, but I know they’d seen similar shit on the flight line during their Air Force years.

I owe my life to John Griffith — Griff — AGE Rage — you pick.

The Moral Is Simple

I had worked dozens of aircraft.
Muscle memory almost killed me.

Chocking the front gear — something I had done countless times — nearly sent me into the afterlife. And like every bug hitting a windshield, the last thing on my mind would’ve been my ass.

Approach every task — at home, in the field, or anywhere else — like it’s your first damn time.

Do NOT assume hazards behave the same way every time.

Look at your environment and your task like a child watching cartoons — eyes wide open, noticing everything.

Be ready to go right.
Stay clear of what’s in front of you.
And when you’re stressed, tired, rushed, or distracted — have someone watching your back.

This one event permanently changed how I approach and push safety.

Communicate potential and actual hazards.
Make damn sure people understand them.

If a task or environment is new to someone, orient their mindset to the worst hazard first, then the controls.

Do not assume they’ll notice the swirling mist and avoid it.

Control the situation.
Communicate clearly.
And piss BEFORE work.

Boots on the Ground: Slow is Smooth, Smooth is fast.

January 9, 2026 by Allen Woffard

General

Last year, within two weeks of one another, Ben Mallory and I were laid off—both by companies we had worked with for numerous years. Mine was related to a variety of industry changes that caused revenue loss for my employer, and his was due to no longer being able to physically perform his job following a partial foot amputation related to diabetes.

Ben and I had met through a mutual friend, William “Bill” Riggling—another veteran—and whenever possible, the three of us would get together in Anchorage at Moose’s Tooth, killing a variety of pizzas, hot wings, and half a dozen growlers of Hefeweizen—raspberry, to be exact.

Over the years—twelve, more or less —we kept in touch and both lamented heavily when our friend Bill passed away. When I returned to the States after my time on Kwajalein, Ben was up my ass daily, making sure my depression and medical issues didn’t take me emotionally sideways—or to a point of no return.

He texted me for weeks when I started physical therapy, asking how things were going, whether I was improving, asking about the guys I was with, and any new recipes Ronda and I had tried after seeing them on TikTok—just normal bullshit, conversations between friends.

Then he dropped the bomb: the loss of his job and part of his damn foot.

I was fucking floored.

Here he was taking time to check on my broke ass, then making sure—after I lost my position—that I wasn’t joyriding in the dark spaces between my ears, and I never even knew he’d lost his foot and his job as a first mate. I felt like a total ass—until it dawned on me: the fucker never mentioned it.

He was such a good dude that he checked on the few friends he had left and kept his own shit to himself. No pity parties. No boo-hoo moments.

Hell no.

Ben’s life after leaving the Air Force was completely at sea. The son of a bitch had watched fishing boats for years growing up, and when he left the military he said, fuck the land—I want to be a mermaid or a boat captain, whichever pays more. He used his military skills as a maintainer and AP to get work as a mechanic—first on fishing boats. One shitty job led to another opportunity, and eventually to a much better life that fit him and his Filipino wife Maria’s grand plan.

Maria was half German, half Filipino, and one hundred percent crazy—and a mother hen to everyone who stepped foot in their home and ate at their table. No damn elbows on her hundred-year-old tablecloth either, or you took a swat to the funny bone—and I mean hard.

The moral of this memory is something I’ll never forget.

Ben was hurting. Ben was grieving the loss of the ocean and the family he worked with onboard. Maria and my wife Ronda are the same kind of women—they nurture, and they will absolutely beat your ass when you need it, deserve it, and when love demands motivation for growth and confidence.

So how did Ben stay so damn resilient and upbeat after losing part of his foot, his career, and the income he brought to his family?

Maria cooked for a week. Cleaned the house. Made sure Ben had everything he needed.

Then she packed her shit, loaded up the three youngest kids, and flew to the Philippines to see her parents—for six damn months.

Six.

With Maria gone, Ben was forced to get up, clean up, feed himself plus the kids, get the two oldest kids ready for school, attend physical therapy, do laundry, handle housekeeping, and take care of the pets. No rest for the wicked.

He told me that if Maria had stayed, her maternal and wifely instincts would’ve kicked in—she would’ve carried the weight of the family so he could recover, not improve. Not become the man he wanted to be.

Day by day, he had to relearn balance. How to carry simple household items. How to function—without knowing that Maria had threatened to whack the shit out of the kids if they coddled him in her absence.

Ben told me the hardest wall to climb was getting out of bed.

He’d swing his right leg over. Pull up his left. Feel the missing segment of his foot. Slowly place it on the deck. Say fuck it—and go.

Accept the pain. Stand as straight as possible without pissing himself from the pressure radiating through what remained of his foot and leg. Then step.

Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

Until one morning, it was automatic.

And the pain was replaced with determination—and mission.

Slow is smooth.
Smooth is fast.

Boots on the Ground: Closing the Horizon

January 8, 2026 by Allen Woffard

General

Allen Woffard – Veteran, Podcaster, Safety Wrangler, Coffeeholic

As we get another day closer to the completion of the Horizon Project here in Tennessee, I’m reminded of the very first construction project I ever closed out.

The mass—then trickling—exodus of rod busters, steel erectors, sparkies, crane operators, flaggers, Lull operators, concrete finishers, welders, fitters, superintendents, leads, QA, hand-holders, babysitters, porta-shitter tenders, and the countless others in our community who bring it all together—from dirt to sliding glass doors.

I absolutely love the end of the dirt work—when the rusted, knotted rods of rebar are buried and the pours begin. The chaos picks up as dozens of Latinos slog through concrete ponds in knee-high boots, pants tucked and taped into place, heads covered with hard hats and hi-viz sun halos—smoothing, moving, edging, floating, and forming pads into enormous footprints, only to return later to saw-cut lines and divide their work into conjoined-twin slabs.

When the steel erectors take over the newly formed and hardened base, they begin marking, drilling, and setting the spine of the beast. You see a thousand different colored advertisements in circular form covering their hard hats—reminding me of a bastardized floral arrangement of tool vendors, somebody’s mother being eager to please, certified shovel and forklift operators, eighty-one levels of fall protection, confined space, and rigger training patches.

And don’t even get me started on the toolboxes—gloriously decorated with images of scantily clad (no pronoun required) alleged members of the gentler sex, along with preferred tool manufacturers, trucks, and Jeep images—the true recipients of half the per diem earned and cherished.

And this goes on and on with other mercenary brothers and sisters disguised as tradespeople—geographically separated work wives and husbands, gypsies, hippies, and a half-ton of us old sons of bitches who’ve done it this way for the past 40 years… or 20 outages, whichever came first.

One of my favorite memories doing this work as a safety wrangler was training and coaching on first aid and emergency response—because shit happens and people get hurt. It’s construction. Combat happens in the most unusual ways for some. Fighting time constraints, chaos texts and calls from home, shit management team members, and weather or other conditions that roll into industrial man camps from hell.

But as we slog, sweat, cuss, fight, cry—then stretch and flex our way through blistering heat and sub-freezing mornings—we creep into the final stretch: the inspections, the turnover, the sum of our efforts.

I reflect heavily on those who drug up, transferred, or were released back into their pre-project lives—the arguments, parking-lot brawls, cookouts, shared lunches, EMR rates, and the promised lies of “seeing you on the next one.”

Construction and life on the road have made many friends and families, caused the loss of the same, and left their mark on me and countless others.

No regrets—only thoughts of starting the same shit and life in another zip code.

Onward and upward.

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Monthly Archives: January 2026

Boots on the Ground: The Schedule Is Not a Suggestion Box

The Blind Side of Safety

Boots on the Ground: So Others May Live

Boots on the Ground: The Day I Almost Didn’t Finish

The Moral Is Simple

Boots on the Ground: Slow is Smooth, Smooth is fast.

Boots on the Ground: Closing the Horizon