Diary of a Bald Man
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Cold Mandarins & Clean Fuel: The Ultimate Summer Heat Hack for Construction Sites—and Your Backyard
Every summer, the exact same battle plays out on construction sites, highways, and residential neighborhoods across the country. The temperature crosses 90°F, the humidity climbs, and we reach for the exact same defenses: neon-colored sports drinks, sugary freezer pops, and gallons of plain ice water.

Starting the day – one cup or more at a time.
Mornings don’t start when the alarm goes off.They start when you decide how you’re going to show up. Before the

Boots on the Ground: When Chaos Feels Like Home Repetition, Safety Culture, and the Hard Road Back to Calm
There’s something I’ve been noticing lately. It shows up in seasoned safety managers. It shows up in consultants who’ve bounced

Boots on the Ground: The Schedule Is Not a Suggestion Box
Allen Woffard, COSS, CSM – Veteran, Podcaster, Author, Coffee-holic Construction scheduling is fascinating. It’s the only place on earth where

Boots on the Ground: So Others May Live
Allen Woffard, CSM, COSS, and a few other letters… From 2017 through the start of the pandemic, I wasn’t responding

Boots on the Ground: The Day I Almost Didn’t Finish
Allen Woffard, CSM, COSS, and a few other letters In 2009, a call came over the radio that we had
LATEST SHOWS

The Manual We Never Got (Notes for the Kids, Reality for Us)
This week on Diary of a Bald Man, we are taking a mandatory mental health break from the grim reaper.

One More Minute
This episode hits different. After losing a longtime friend from the construction world, Allen opens the door on something too

Write It Down Before It Rewrites You
Hey Diary of a Bald Man listeners, Welcome to the shit show! I am back with a new episode all

You Can’t Get There Standing Here
There’s a moment most of us hit—somewhere between responsibilities, routines, and reality—where life doesn’t feel stuck… it just feels paused.

The Lie We Tell Ourselves About Getting Old Mindset and Aging
In this episode of Diary of a Bald Man, Allen takes a hard, honest look at “The Lie We Tell

Before The Silence: Conversations That Save Families Later
Most people avoid talking about death, incapacity, and end-of-life decisions—until they’re standing in a hospital hallway, overwhelmed, grieving, and guessing.
Allen Woffard
Allen Woffard ’s life has been a tale of excess and indulgence. Originating in Montana and now in Tennessee, Allen is bringing years of knowledge, experience, and an overly poor attitude to the ears of everyone.