Diary of a Bald Man
The ultimate visual hangout for the follicly challenged, and hard of hearing!
Latest BLOGS
Boots on the Ground: The Schedule Is Not a Suggestion Box
Allen Woffard, COSS, CSM – Veteran, Podcaster, Author, Coffee-holic Construction scheduling is fascinating. It’s the only place on earth where
Boots on the Ground: So Others May Live
Allen Woffard, CSM, COSS, and a few other letters… From 2017 through the start of the pandemic, I wasn’t responding
Boots on the Ground: The Day I Almost Didn’t Finish
Allen Woffard, CSM, COSS, and a few other letters In 2009, a call came over the radio that we had
Boots on the Ground: Slow is Smooth, Smooth is fast.
Last year, within two weeks of one another, Ben Mallory and I were laid off—both by companies we had worked
Boots on the Ground: Closing the Horizon
Allen Woffard – Veteran, Podcaster, Safety Wrangler, Coffeeholic As we get another day closer to the completion of the Horizon
Pre-Start Meetings & JHAs: What Should Actually Be Covered (and Why It Matters)
Allen Woffard, CSM, COSS, and a few other letters without vowels A good pre-start meeting and Job Hazard Analysis shouldn’t
LATEST SHOWS
Be the Dog: The 2026 Reset
Somewhere between wisdom and “what the hell just happened,” we hit record. In the first episode of 2026, the Diary
Resign, Whine, or Shine – Lessons from the Field with Chad Smith
Releasing Tuesday at Midnight After four years of chasing down old coworkers, safety pros, and fellow survivors of corporate nonsense,
He Died Trying to Get Swole and Sexy at the Same Time
In this episode, Allen gives updates on The Blind Side of Safety (now in paperback) and Work Comp for Safety
Jorge Torres “The Bilingual Safety Guy”
Jorge Torres, CSP | The Bilingual Safety Guy Allen Woffard is the voice and personality behind “Diary of a Bald
Baby Steps and Long Strides
🎙️ Welcome to Diary of a Bald Man!In this episode, “Babysteps and Long Strides,” your host Allen Woffard invites both
The Apology Tour
Welcome back to Diary of a Bald Man! In today’s episode, titled “The Apology Tour,” host Allen Woffard peels back
Allen Woffard
Allen Woffard ’s life has been a tale of excess and indulgence. Originating in Montana and now in Tennessee, Allen is bringing years of knowledge, experience, and an overly poor attitude to the ears of everyone.