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Latest BLOGS

Lessons Learned: Part One and ¾ The Safety Shift
Another Adventure in Construction Safety, Questionable Intelligence, and Other Occupational Hazards I was completing a hazard assessment a few years

WHY I SHOULD NEVER BE A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR, WORKPLACE MEDIATOR, OR ANYTHING INVOLVING OTHER HUMAN BEINGS – Part 1
Growing Old at the Speed of Dark I’ve reached an age where I occasionally sit around contemplating what I might

Growing Old Disgracefully: Chapter 3
The Technology Trap: Why My Smart Home Is dumber Than Me If Chapter 2 was about the fine art of

BEFORE AIRPOWER COULD FLY, TRADESMEN HAD TO BUILD THE RUNWAY.
The U.S. Air Force Civil Engineer force is the backbone behind the infrastructure that keeps airpower moving. From Prime BEEF teams rapidly restoring damaged airfields and critical utilities to RED HORSE squadrons performing heavy expeditionary construction around the world, these skilled military builders operate where conditions are often difficult and time matters. Their experience in construction, engineering, heavy equipment, utilities, emergency response, safety, and leadership also makes Air Force Civil Engineer veterans an extraordinary resource for America’s civilian construction industry.

BEFORE THERE WERE SEABEES, THERE WERE TRADESMEN.
The U.S. Navy Seabees are more than a legendary military force—they are part of America’s construction history. Born from the need for skilled tradesmen who could build, defend, and accomplish the mission under extraordinary conditions, Seabees have constructed airfields, roads, bridges, bases, utilities, and critical infrastructure around the world. Their story continues today as veterans bring those same construction skills, leadership, resilience, and famous “Can Do” spirit into America’s civilian construction industry.

The Hidden Impalement Hazard: Why All-Thread Rods Need the Same Respect as Rebar
Rebar rules saved thousands of lives over the years. Now, it’s time to apply that same common-sense safety logic to all-thread. Don’t wait for an inspector to point it out, and don’t wait for an emergency call on your radio. Cap it, cover it, and keep your crew safe.
LATEST SHOWS

I Don’t Know What’s Next — And That’s Okay
Four years is a long time to talk into a microphone. Especially when you consider that when I started Diary

Maybe The Empty Nest is Bullshit
Maybe the empty nest isn’t the reward we thought it would be. For years, we dreamnt about it. One day

The Freedom Tour: Relearning America…One Day at a Time with Donald “Chewie” Fults
Episode Summary Are you living your life, or have you spent decades just preparing to live? In this episode of

Who Really Built the Castle
“I may have brought home the sand, but my bride built the fucking castle I wrongly thought I lorded over.”

1994: Cassette Players, Forgotten Tunes, and the Old-School Road to Recovery
Show Notes & Episode Summary In a world that is quieter but noisier than ever, how do we actually find

The Death of the Unofficial Therapist
This week on Diary of a Bald Man, we are taking a mandatory mental health break from the grim reaper.
Allen Woffard
Allen Woffard ’s life has been a tale of excess and indulgence. Originating in Montana and now in Tennessee, Allen is bringing years of knowledge, experience, and an overly poor attitude to the ears of everyone.