Diary of a Bald Man
The ultimate visual hangout for the follicly challenged, and hard of hearing!

New Ranking For The Show
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Latest BLOGS

Starting the day – one cup or more at a time.
Mornings don’t start when the alarm goes off.They start when you decide how you’re going to show up. Before the

Boots on the Ground: When Chaos Feels Like Home Repetition, Safety Culture, and the Hard Road Back to Calm
There’s something I’ve been noticing lately. It shows up in seasoned safety managers. It shows up in consultants who’ve bounced

Boots on the Ground: The Schedule Is Not a Suggestion Box
Allen Woffard, COSS, CSM – Veteran, Podcaster, Author, Coffee-holic Construction scheduling is fascinating. It’s the only place on earth where

Boots on the Ground: So Others May Live
Allen Woffard, CSM, COSS, and a few other letters… From 2017 through the start of the pandemic, I wasn’t responding

Boots on the Ground: The Day I Almost Didn’t Finish
Allen Woffard, CSM, COSS, and a few other letters In 2009, a call came over the radio that we had

Boots on the Ground: Slow is Smooth, Smooth is fast.
Last year, within two weeks of one another, Ben Mallory and I were laid off—both by companies we had worked
LATEST SHOWS

You Can’t Get There Standing Here
There’s a moment most of us hit—somewhere between responsibilities, routines, and reality—where life doesn’t feel stuck… it just feels paused.

The Lie We Tell Ourselves About Getting Old Mindset and Aging
In this episode of Diary of a Bald Man, Allen takes a hard, honest look at “The Lie We Tell

Before The Silence: Conversations That Save Families Later
Most people avoid talking about death, incapacity, and end-of-life decisions—until they’re standing in a hospital hallway, overwhelmed, grieving, and guessing.

Burnout Starts with Yes: Why No Might Save You
Ever feel burned out from saying yes to everything? In this episode of Diary of a Bald Man, we dove

Ink, Ice & Memory: Why We Journal to Survive
This episode of Diary of a Bald Man explores something older than books, older than podcasts… older than language itself.

Be the Dog: The 2026 Reset
Somewhere between wisdom and “what the hell just happened,” we hit record. In the first episode of 2026, the Diary
Allen Woffard
Allen Woffard ’s life has been a tale of excess and indulgence. Originating in Montana and now in Tennessee, Allen is bringing years of knowledge, experience, and an overly poor attitude to the ears of everyone.